somecunttookmyurl

I finished the giant gengar pixel blanket and apparently hate myself to do it again for money (again) so

DETAILS ON COMMISSIONING A PIXEL BLANKET (Does not have to be a gengar. I would in fact prefer it if it wasn't)

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somecunttookmyurl

(not calling you out or targeting you personally to pressure or anything this is just a repeated sentiment in the notes sorry for blasting your tags specifically)

just to reiterate again for everyone in the notes/reading this like “aw if i had the money i would”

i not only accept but actively encourage paying in instalments on large projects. something large or complex takes a long time for me to finish! months, even! stretch it out as much as you want there’s a lower limit to how quickly i can feasibly do something massive or complex but there is absolutely no upper limit. if it takes us both a year it takes us both a year. if you can’t spare anything one month i simply do not make any progress on it that month it’s no big

the only required upfront payment is for whatever the yarn costs because i have to buy that shit first but if necessary you can even wait another little while to start paying for labour. again, don’t care. i work on it when you can afford for me to work on it. it lives in the cupboard otherwise. this does not bother me.

paying me as i go makes it easier for you, but also easier for me because i have adhd and no impulse control and a semi-steady income supply of like. £80 a month is far more manageable than a one-time windfall of £800 (or whatever) that i then have hanging over me until i finish

(also you can commission gengar if you want i have probably sufficiently mentally recovered i retract my initial statement re: another gengar. a different sprite would be cool though. for the variety)

faggot-friday

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

faggot-friday

i may be stupid

faggot-friday

you shut your whore mouth

faggot-friday

i won’t hesitate bitch

demilypyro

Discussing transition online can be hard because I don't know the English word for half of my body parts and Dutch is a clown language. Picture me entering "shame lips" into google translate and being told that's what a labia is

i-am-emily

clown language

gabrielandworms

Oh, so twitter is DEAD dead

thatdogmagic

By intention, no less.

per the Emerald Boyking (whose picture I have thoughtfully cut in half, you are welcome)

not-mariahcarey

riseofthecommonwoodpile

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

wetorturedsomefolks

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

derinthemadscientist

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

riseofthecommonwoodpile

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

queerce

I want bioluminescence

beowulf22121

Sonar

teaboot

Flared webbing would be nice

gothiccharmschool

Fangs. Maybe wings, too, but DEFINITELY fangs.

postpostirony

apas-95

I love the people in the notes going 'uhm actually he was German' because it's made fairly clear by other points in the post that it's not referring to Marx (Marx didn't write about monopoly-capitalism forming into imperialism, and Marx wrote closer to 200 years ago than 100) to the point that, in as much of a Gotcha as it is, it implies they themselves've never read Marx, let alone Lenin.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

chongoblog

Not to be #cute on main but I simply will not rest until the Supreme Court as an institution is nothing but ash and soot underneath my feet 😊😊🥰🥰😍

chongoblog

Whoa guys check out this #cute pic I found online 🥰🥰🥰